The Fate of More Cowbell

After a somewhat successful trial run at Burning Flipside, More Cowbell now lay in ruin. Many hazards and engineering breakdowns occurred at the fine event of gentlefolk. The Lady Krystalline had devised new techniques for overcoming such obstacles but in the end the decision was made to not pursue the implementation due to the converging forces of the temporal and financial kind.

Enjoy our photographs of what remains.

Professor Photonius

Discombobulator Mk I Well Under Way

I am pleased to announce that the Discombobulator MK I is well under way! The Discombobulator MK I is also referred to as “More Cowbell” and the pending trademark moniker “Elsie-B-Gone”. The International League of States single-line patent summary is as follows: Pedal-Powered Mechanical Bovine Herd Discombobulator and Confounding Device.

The MK I represents the initial prototyping capabilities of the Photonius Workshop For Aural Disorientation Devices. It is intended to drive from the immediate locale any and all herds of rampaging bovines by causing dementia and confusion by simulating the cantakerous commotion of a rival heard of crazed rebellious bovines which have escaped from their previous caretaker

Professor Photonius